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Delightful definitions :
Administration is a word that begins like admiration but ends up like frustration.
Anxiety is a selfish thought consisting in the hope not to suffer.
Celebrity is the advantage to be known by people who don�t know you.
Circle: the longest way from one point to that same point.
Education is what�s missing to the ignorant to learn that he knows nothing.
Elections are a procedure by wich free citizens choose themselves a master.
Homeopathist: the humorist among the medical professionals.
Idyll: begins like idiot and ends like imbecile.
Laziness: having some rest before being tired.
Moonlanding is a technical process by wich we drop imbeciles off on a childish dream.
Parting shot: what comes to our mind when our interlocutor is gone.
Polls are the number�s puns.
Scruple: a lightweight that is sufficient to turn a scale.
A statistitian is man who can have his head on an oven and his feet in the ice, and say that on average he�s feeling well.
Technocrats are the people wich when they answer to you, you don�t understand your question anymore.
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