NOT feed him? The fatty. He ate too much, thats why I put the food way up. He still found a way to get to it though. I didnt yell at him because he was so funny and I respected his intelligence in finding a way to eat even though I tried to stop him <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
If I were your fat cat, anything you do shall be considered as starving me. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
How come my food is not ready six times a day? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />
And what is this little puny dish with dry blobs of smelly food?
I demand a whole chicken for dinner, two mice for breakfast, and a 300 grams fresh fish for my lunch.
Human Slaves could be very dumb when it comes to my demands, why does he not understand that he is MY SLAVE, or when on earth shall he get it? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Then what is that new issue of taking me to the vet every now and then?
Why do you ever think that I am fat, I am fine, I am really fine; I am quite normal as a master who has no job else than eating, sleeping and giving orders to my human slaves. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
We shall all die, so let me eat my way to death.
Who wants to starve his way to health?
Sheesh, your human philosophy is intolerable.
Look at me, I am your cat master, and you MUST obey me.
Now put the damn food in my dish as I told you. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />
And don’t you forget to clean my litter box regularly. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Signed, Mandrake’s fat cat. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />
