Dirty Harry Rackham
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
Drink Up Ye Cider. 
