<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> Spick <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
Kiya <laughing her head off> aka Bloody Charity Bonney - ARRH
Dirty Harry Rackham => Spick's first alter ego
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
I think your second one is even better <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> - you did have a slight bathing prob there also....