Janggut: I have to assume that death by karaoke involves some sort of strangling, so my above statement stands. My superior armor and strength will make quick work of you. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
Kiya: Slipping me some discs
might cause a bit of a sore back (Get it? Slip…discs and sore back? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> Oh well, never mind)
If your casting voice is anywhere near as fearsome as your bragging (Oooh I’m soooo scared <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />) then perhaps there is something to be feared. However, I still find it hard to believe that anything really powerful can come from the delicate fingers dangling at the ends of your spindly mage arms. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
There’s too much danger out in the world to face it with just robes and a pointy toothpick. Too many things can go wrong in the heat of battle. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> If you stutter, or if something knocks your hand, then the Baddies are on top of you and it’s all over. If I stumble or make an error in judgement and the Nasties swarm, my heavy armor will protect me as I recover and turn them into dog food.
And let’s not forget the morale factor. The Monsters look at a puny mage wandering the countryside and think “Dinner!”. They see my shiny armor and blood-stained sword, and think “I’ve got real important business somewhere else.” <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Any Newbies, take my advice: True success in <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/div.gif" alt="" /> can only come from having the stout heart of a Warrior! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />
