Hmmm <lifting her glasses and peering at Goldy> - isn't the landlord juicy enough? Foxyas like it a tad overweight and soft. And don't forget the vegetables as decoration. You did offer her your best bed with fluffy pillows, right?
And if your landlord doesn't oppose, she'd like him with Marmite spread, one teaspoon of mustard, Cayenne Pepper and Chili. She's a bit picky - not raw or medium, well-done, please. Kiya <cook>