fact about Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don't want to get 7 stars.
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
Ford is doing better than GM because Jack Bauer drives a Ford Expedition. Not a Chevy Suburban.
As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "There's no time!"
Everytime Jack Bauer yells "NOW!" at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
God created Jack Bauer on the 7th day, knowing He could rest easy with Jack Bauer in control.
Jack Bauer shouldn't be compared to Jesus. Jack rose from the dead not once, but twice.
In a fight against Vin Diesel, Jack Bauer would win with 23 hours & 59 minutes to spare.
If Jack Bauer was on Oceanic Flight 815, he'd have been off the Island with 23 hours & 59 minutes to spare.
I think we are dealing with the Bauerdisease, in the Netherlands also known as the Frans Bauerdisease <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
