They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane.
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.

They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!

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Pinky : Gee, Brain, what do you want to do today?
Brain : The same thing we do every day, Pinky...
Endure Elmyra, then try to take over the world!
(squeeze)
P+B : Agh!
Elmyra: (giggle)

Chorus: The situation's changed
For Pinky and the Brain
No laboratory
Alone in the rain.
And someone's looking 'round
For where they might be found
It's stinky
For Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain.

Their pressure magnified
With every lab they tried
They had to flee constantly
Needing a place to hide.

Trapped inside a store
A girl ran in the door
She bought a discount turtle
But ended up with more.

Elmyra: Furry things are nice
I love my talking mice
I take them to school
And make them eat rice.
I spray them with perfume
In my own bedroom
Chorus: They're crinkly
And often in great pain, pain, pain, pain,
Pain, pain, pain, pain,
Brain.

So Pinky and the Brain
Share a new domain
It's what the network wants
Why bother to complain?
The Earth remains a goal
Some things they can't control
They're Pinky
Elmyra and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain : (vo) I deeply resent this.
Chorus: Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Pinky : (vo) Troz! (laugh)
Elmyra: Mousies!
(splash!)





It's one of these days...