ONLY A WOMAN NOW
I need this, I need love, I need you.
I don't need one heartbeat, I need two.
There's an emptiness I need to fill
and only one emptiness will do.

Only a woman can brighten up my day.
Only a woman can touch me the right way.
Only a woman is allowed to touch me there.

I like rain, I like ham, I like you.
You're around, you're right here so you'll do.
I wanna tell you how much I love your mind but
it simply isn't true.

Only a woman can brighten up my day.
Only a woman can touch me the right way.
Only a woman is allowed to do what you're doin' right now.
All I ask is that you're a woman.

Right now, only a woman can brighten up my day.
Only a woman can do it just the right way.
Only a woman should be doin' that right now.

I just want ya be a woman.

Please just be a woman.

Just any old woman or a ma...

*also taken from Team America film & written by Trey Parker*

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