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Hello, everyone.

Since there have been suggestions about special items, I'll add this one : A talkative Sword.

In the old "Rollenspiel" topic (presented in the thread about the "Lost Kindom Books"), we had a member who called himself Thorwyn, and he had a talkative SWord.

I have heard that this sort of items appeared elsewhere (Baldur's Gate series ?), but I don't really know.

So, what's this for ? For jokes, of course !

I believe that a talkative Sword - or talkative items in general - are predestined for humoristic incidents - and we all know that Larian is able to do that ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

So let me hear (read) your thoughts 'n' comments about that !

Alrik.


I love the idea, and rather than the way the talking sword in the stone was done a Jesting Sword would add a lot of fun.

During a fight or otherwise, the sword would or may go:

{
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch and ouch.

Damn, that hurt.

I was born a sharpest sword and now I grew teeth.

Watch out!

I need repair, stop fighting, run, I said I need repair you damn fool. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Ha, ha, here they come, let me give them a tip, a sharp one that is.

Yuk, the taste of his blood is saturated with garlic.

Hey, put me in the sun I want to shine for a while.

Let me out of this holster I can hardly breathe, I am suffocating here.

Is there not a hard stone around here to rub against?

I can’t stand this dull feeling, exquisite sword polish is invented you know.

Oil, I need oil, I am rusting here.

Oh my! That shield was really tough master it bent my spine.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! be very afraid demons The Sword of Thorwyn have arrived.
}

I can imagine an endless number of phrases that keep the Avatar smiling and occasionally drive him crazy.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />