all this talk of eloquent sword sound familiar. we talked of this, right? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

what if it's a dagger instead of a sword? & u tuck the dagger on the front of your belt. every time u talk to it, u'll bend a bit to the front & talk to it. your reputation should lower after that a people will think that u're crazy enough to talk to your crotch.

you in a public place: NO! not now, i'll let u out & polish u later after i get us a room at the inn.

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