Kiya, you forgot drunk damage ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Fumble damage.
This reminds me of those old Bruce Lee and martial arts movies: drunken fist, anyone? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Basically, the monk gets drunk and power ups and kicks the other dude's butt! It's just real fun doing that! Imagine, your enemy's wondering: "Is this guy a loon or something? Why's he got so many bottles of wine and whiskey strapped to his mule?"
Then... he looks in shock as the monk gulps down 8 bottles of wine at one go and rushes towards him.
Oh and may I also add that the monk's fighting bare-handed? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />