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Hey, I'm only the secretary! I will faithfully stand beside you and jot down all ingredients + count the "corpses" with my calculator. Who said I'm going to drink? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
yours faithfully,
Kiya - secretary

Ok what are your sallery for these services and do you want health insurrance or hazzard pay and how do you handle explosion?
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and if you manage to get them rolled up, we'll have a few interesting bowling balls <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />
Kiya - experimentative secretary

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and if this stuff is able to clean the floor afterwards, we could make a fortune
Kiya - moneygreedy secretary and business partner <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

It's more like acid (terrible on wood floors <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" /> )

Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!