Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived a happy couple,
Mr. & Mrs. Ng with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.
The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and
When they reached 20, they were still virgins. Years passed, and it
was Time to get them married.
So, the parents found them the most suitable "leng chais"
(handsome guys).
They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.
As 'concerned' parents, Mr.& Mrs. Ng were curious about
their daughters' first-night experience. So, before the
daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs. Ng told
them......" Your father and I want to know about your 1st night encounters
and whether you are satisfied.
Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands'
curiosity...you all must use a code-name to describe your experiences".
So, the excited daughters were off.
A week passed. Mr. & Mrs. Ng got the first letter. It was from
Elaine. They opened the letter and found the word "STANDARD
CHARTERED."
They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the
Standard Chartered advertisement.
"Ah! here it is!", exclaimed Mr. Ng. The motto for Standard
Chartered was.... "BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY"
Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.
A week later, they got another letter. This time it was
from Ena. The content was simple. "NESCAFE". So, again they took the
newspaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. "Ah! here it is. 'NESCAFE:
PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP". Mr. & Mrs. Ng jumped in joy.
Another week passed. A month passed. And another. There
was still no letter from Ella. The Ngs became worried.
Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could
hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out. The code-name
was "SINGAPORE AIRLINES".
Why Singapore Airlines? Mr.Ng rushed
to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages
frantically. "Ah! Here it is!"
Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud.
Before she could finish ...THUMP!!!...she fell off her
chair.
The motto was ..."7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP".
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