*Warning: Mature audiences only (Which means noone here will read it)*
For the third day running, Mr Benson has rung his boss and said he wont be in for work because he is very sick. His boss is getting a little worried and since Benson lives near him he decides to check on how he is doing on the way home. He goes to knock on the door and is surprised to find it is open, curious he enters and hears noises from the bedroom. Pushing open the door he sees Benson going hammer and tongs with a naked woman. There are sex toys and condoms strewn about and its obvious these two have been at it for some time. The boss is understandably furious and screams "BENSON! I THOUGHT YOU WERE VERY SICK!" to which he replies "I am, she's my mom!".
Ok! You can all draw and quarter me for that one <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
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