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I (not too humbly) assume that I will be much better than most automatic translation programs.
I am sure you are more capable than a Translation program, however after nearly 9 years of listening to Polish (between Husband and Wife) I have given up <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
The only thing I have learned and this is spelled phonetically, is; "Gwoopy" which I understand to mean "Dumb/stupid <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
It is just too involved to recognise and I am pretty good at languages (not too humbly) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />