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....You know...I made that last year

"Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts." carrie

u know, carrie, it really hurts for a guy to do that. have to ask the other guys if the payoff's worth it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

...dude....ah... daamn dude <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

lets see....


OUCH!!!!, a lot of swearing and cursing, OUCH!!!!

nope not worth it, anyone got any ice?

Food in mouth and at work!
Good job though! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

uhhh... goldy, i think u forgot to shift that lemon juice.

hey carrie, how are we supposed to know where we should shift the lemon juice to?! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> look! goldy's hurt already. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

goldy, u have to ask tiger woods if he has any balls to spare. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" /> FORE!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

quite a nut-straining shifting lemon juice.

No comment....seriously I cant think of anything that isnt offensive...I mean really really offensive...lol

Message from Santa(from Brasil).

I'm dying with all this clothes, arrrrrgghhhh.....

One nice thing here is when you can see a lot of Santas on the streets with small clothes. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />


Santa here can't use all his clothes, only in the shopping centers, cause have temperature controller.

Wait a sec... you like santas with small clothes? Erhhh male with fat belly santas? Or Brasillian girls (who happen to have GREAT bodys) with bikinie?

Mom I wanted to be Brasillian <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

Hey Lucretia you're <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />, i said that just to make a joke.
Of course i like more of the brasilian girls(what have GREAT bodys) and use smaller bikinis(minimal clothes to say the truth).

You want to be brasilian?!!?! If you really want, you can come to my city and i'll teach you portuguese, and you'll see here have many people what knows english too and you can use bikini too <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />. And we can go to the PRAIA CLUB to spend a good time together.

Is a good plan huh?!!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Well if you really come you'll see here is always summer in some citys, and in others like mine we have a nice spring, some cold days with the minimal of 13ºc or 12ºc or 10ºc less of this we don't have. Nice rain with sun - rainbown. And nice autumm(right?) - to say the truth the temperature here is really good, you don't have always a determined thing.

@NeroJB
I do love a good joke


the ice helped. and i've got spare balls in my truck and have already corrected THINGS downunder <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Wow - that was a good joke apparently!