"Well Piroteus, Igor mumbles, ever since dis evil wizard put a hecks on my door people have real trouble getting in, when I think about it getting out too"
looking at the locals chatting "amicably" at the various tables, "as far as I can tell this pale looking wizard did dis to us oh .. say about 114 years ago, not that I mind really, but it is nice to see a new face" Igor finishes with a smile full of crooked teeth.
