There was an old lady from Kent Who Fa*ted wherever she went She went to the fair And dropped a few there So they plugged up her ar*e with cement
Apologies for lowering the tone but Limericks are poems too. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Womble, LMAO.
" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin