A wizard is never too deep, kiya. Nor is he too high. He's always on the level he means to.

I took a glance at your map and knew instantly that the Slasher wouldn’t be there. No way. I’ve been there before and the Slasher is not there. I’m not stupid! Ha-ha! Kiya the All-Knowing was wrong! She didn’t know. But I did. I was sure that those orcs were up to something. So I checked my... my... well, my inventory, and bingo, the Slasher was there, hiding beneath a huge pile of axes.
SENILE?! ME?! Say that again and I’m gonna blow you away with a lvl 1 Meteor Strike (actually, it’s level 2 but I want my enemies to underestimate me).
I’m not senile! I didn’t pick up the Slasher without even noticing. Couldn't be. The Orcs put it into my backpack when I wasn’t looking! Bastards. They wanted to fool poor Kiya. Got no respect for women, that orcish scum. But they couldn’t fool me, ha-ha! They didn’t expect that I’d check my inventory sooner or later but I did... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />