To married friend: "Hey, man, wanna hang out? We could gets some brews and watch a flick."
Married friend replies: "Yeah, man. That would be cool! We could watch...(starts twitching and drooling)..I..can't....resist...uh...nah, man, I think I'm gonna stay home and....hang out with the missus." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />
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