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The most holy Divine One, Lord Malis, has issued the following decree:

During my adventures to smite down the Lord of Chaos, I had the great fortune of accumulating a mass quantity of gold. Since my life is one of travel and action I would like to use this gold for the good of the realm. Henceforth, I make the following contributions:

25,000 gold coins - to go to the Widows & Orpans fund. (To help soothe my mind over that tent camp fiasco)

10,000 gold coins - to go to the Archer's Guild. (Now will you let me join?!?!)

100,000 gold coins - to go to the Orcish fertility clinic. (Sorry about all the dead)

100,000 gold coins - to go into a Restitution Account for those missing gold, heirlooms and other misc. items lost during the recent times of chaos. (Uh...not that I had anything to do with that) PROOF of loss required! (Ha!)

50,000 gold coins - to go to the Lizardfolk of the Sewer Relocation Program. (No one should have to live in excrement and filth)

I guess you fit perfectely in our forum. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

You guess??? I mean the person is obviously a fruitcake, ergo Lord Malis belongs here, if only to keep things level <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Welcome LordMalis!

Here is your ticket to the Island...