if larians develop D3, u'll be surprised that the 3rd act boss is the hardest & the game end boss is the easiest.

& u may have to save a milk maid from a demonic cow by sacrificing a character level & spared with only 1 hitpoint.

u may have to save kain from insanity by going underground (where else can dungeons be anyway?) & fight many undead creatures till u find a super-cool easter egg NPC named ash who rescues u from certain death by using his chainsaw arm & a boom boom stick.

not to forget, u have to recite & remember alrik's poem to solve a puzzle which will lead u to a secret area where u can interact with larian NPCs & get a super larian [insert fav armour].

another quest will have u pit your wits against a drow who's an archive keeper of the game. u should know her name or be struck dead before the first question is asked.

battle of the mind continues with a rune maker who looks like a tasmanian devil. hey, he's a unique boss, ok? the name starts with hand & ends with foot (that one ends with a 'd'). <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

MORE undead!! this time with a mummy & 2 of his undead cohorts that look like anubis & (insert another egyptian diety's name). he goes by the name of THE unDAD!

to aid u in your quest against evil, one bug-squashing hero that shines like an angel that RAZES enemies in the wake of his cape. guess his name.

a greek heroine will be your love interest though she's not interested in u. her name is .....tia . a jealous suitor will try to destroy u. his name? b....ard. these character wil be reversed in role if u play the opposite gender. oh yes, u will have to find a necklace for your love interest. what?! no, this is original idea! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

there is this orc that u can never kill as he's too friendly. he is the only orc in the game & he weilds the deadliest weapon: les-paul semi-acoustic guitar. he's canadian too!

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