You'll make a wonderful politician some day. But for now, you're an amusing study on human behavior.
Is that supposed to drive me into a berserk rage or something?
In any case -- a politician, hey, why not? If you're a politician, and sufficiently famous, just about anything you write -- no matter how pretentious or crappy -- will get published and make bestseller lists. *snerk* (The same goes for any celebrity, actually. Ever read
The English Roses by Madonna?)