Kommunism: You've got two cows. The goverment takes them both and gives you milk. (Rememberred, they explains all the -isms with cows! And First when I'd posted Cartilism, I rememberred Kommunism is spelled with C in english <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />)

Übereil


Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

Ambrose Bierce