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Home Plunger-Hat
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As a direct result of having their vending machines dispense huge quantities of beer to the general public, many more Japanese are hitting the night clubs and singing along to karaoke, where they proceed to drench their inner systems with more alcohol. This created a problem, as many Japanese were ending up way too drunk to remember where they live, or how to get home. So, the Smile Factory College invented the indispensable Home Plunger-Hat. This nifty little invention is just that, a hard-hat with a plunger sticking out the back of it, which is attached to a subway window. This serves two purposes. One, in case the drunks throw up, they can rest assured knowing that they won’t drown on their own vomit, since the path of said vomit will clear their mouths and not come back in. Two, they look ultra-hip to the people who invented such brain-washing filth as Pokemon. The bright yellow card on the front of the hat displays the owner’s address, which is automatically scanned by a laser in the subway car, and ejects them at their proper stop. Very ingenious indeed!