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Invisible Jim

As Not Seen On TV.

We nearly decided not to stock this item. We were pretty certain that we would have to deal with irate customers complaining that they had received nothing but an empty packet.


Guaranteed to test even the most surreal sense of humour. Unfortunately we cannot supply batteries with this product.


Warning: Small Parts may ruin your sex life.


Price: £2.50

Indicatears

Light up your lugholes!

Place one bulb behind each auricular orifice. Clip the battery pack to your belt or pocket. Your ears may then be individually illuminated or both lit up together.


There has to be a unique use for these that would turn them into a necessity for every man, women, child and household pet. But we just can't push our lateral thought processes that far. Any suggestions? A cut of the royalties will be your reward.