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![[Linked Image]](http://www.virtualpetrock.nl/images/screenshots/main.gif) Rock Pet Are you looking for a Pet that is really easy to look after and will give you no problems? Well then you need to get yourself a Rock Pet!! Sounds wacky but if you think about it, makes perfect sense!! No cleaning up after it, no need for long walks, feeding, washing, or any destruction of your property!! The ultimate pets, Rocks take care of themselves, and are quite happy for you to talk to them, stroke them, hold them, put them anywhere, take them anywhere, and even leave them alone for long periods of time!! Now what could be better than the love and affection of a Rock Pet, calm, gentle, and full of energy.
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SSmoking Baby . ![[Linked Image]](http://www.gizmoandwidget.com/acatalog/Baby.jpg) . Real babies should never smoke! Enjoy an absurd juxtaposition with one of these 2 3/4" tall ceramic babies. Each infant comes with a pack of eleven Li’l Smokes that are actually non-toxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper. Comes in an illustrated window box. Refills (no, not reefers!) soon available. Meanwhile use as an eye-catching joss stick holder.
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Underwater Umbrella....keeps all that cold oxygen off your back!
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Wasn't this topic about useless gifts? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
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So you think vampires have a use? Probably not, but we wouldn't want to give one as a gift either would we? Actually the very first post in this thread was: Alphabet.
(First word that comes to mind but in alphabetical order,A,B,C and so on I hadn't posted to this thread in a long time and was unaware that there was a special theme to it when I posted. But, do I feel guilty? No!
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Yuri Geller's spoon ![[Linked Image]](http://www.urbanshamanism.com/CloseUpPages/Closeuppics/Bentspoonpics/spoon.jpg)
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Zebra crossings!!!!....complete waste of time, they never let them out of the Zoo in the first place??
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I guess it's time for a new topic. I have a nice one: Inflatable objects (Don't give me that look <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> ) Inflatable Airplane ![[Linked Image]](http://www.advertisingballoons.com/images/heliumjet-flyeagle1.jpg)
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Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP
Old Elven Saying:
"Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!"
"I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"
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Charlie ![[Linked Image]](http://family.mcotw.com/2002/misc/05010145%20Guy%20in%20an%20Inflatable%20Outfit.jpg)
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Elephant ![[Linked Image]](http://www.balloons-galore.net/prod_images_large/junglepartyelephant.jpg)
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Flat Tire ![[Linked Image]](http://www.nicholasroussos.com/images/flat-tire.jpg) What could be more inflatable than a flat tire! I win!! Muhahahaha!
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Hundred Lira (The value of a hundred Lira has become inflated.) ![[Linked Image]](http://www.tcmb.gov.tr/yeni/banknote/E6/229_2E.JPG)
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Inflatable Sheep! Mary had a little Lamb, she also had a Bear, I often saw her little Lamb, but never saw her Bare! . ![[Linked Image]](http://thelushed.com/gallery/pics/inflatable_sheep.jpg)
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Jeep ![[Linked Image]](http://www.northcoastballoons.com/images/07-09-01large/liberty25side.jpg) @ Spick You cheap sheater!! You made yourself easy again, lazy a$$!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
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Drink Up Ye Cider. 
