Ok I've seen this on another forum where they did this to reduce offtopic posts. This is the offtopic thread if you like. It worked great on that forum maybe it will work here also. So I'll begin.

@lews: Hey how are you.
@all: 1u11 wow time to get to sleep.

Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!