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I can't. I have no girl-friend.


Me neither. But luckilly you can masturbate <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />!

Übereil

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

Ambrose Bierce