We already have a virtual pet on these forums. It's called Bronthanian (or was it Mysteek...) and it's a real sucker for attention <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
Seriously, Bronthanian, slow down a little, relax. You want to be part of these forums too desperately. Believe me, after you've spent some time here you'll realise they're not THAT great ( <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> *prepares for dodging heavy and/or sharp objects* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> ). No, what I'm saying is, consider the advice you've been given before: take some time to watch the community, learn what they like to talk about and how they talk about it. If you know what they like, you'll know what they dislike, and you'll understand why you get the reactions you're getting.
@Everybody: give the guy/girl *some* room to breath, please <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" /> Before we know it (s)he's choked and we have another undead case on our hands... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> I know some of you are severely pissed by now, but that's not doing the athmosphere (which you're fighting for, afterall) much good either...
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