Here is some Greek humor made by Arkas. Arkas is very popular in Greece and I personally laugh very much with his albums.
This story is about Lucretia a sex maniac female cat and Castrato a male cat who hates sex. They live together with an old lady. I know that in translation the jokes will probably will be lost but I will make a try
This is from his album called Lucretia and Castrato - Hot
Here is the translation :
Old Lady : The first summer of my marriage I remember it was very hot. Well one night my husband came in and asked me to give him a kiss and after that he gave me this fan!...
Old Lady : ... One week later he came and asked me to give him two kisses! As soon as I gave them to him he gave me this ventilator...!
Lucretia : It is as I was suspecting... The old woman hates oral sex!
Castrato : Why do you say that?
Lucretia : Have you seen anywhere in here an air-condition?
You can have my absence of faith you can have my everything...
