I make jokes about everyone, but the person I make the most jokes about is myself.

It's like when I make an ethnic joke. I make jokes about every ethnicity, but the two I make fun of the most are the Germans and the English, because that's what I am.

"I've never been a lover, I've always been a fighter. It's high time I fight for love instead of the usual crap reasons I fight for, like my own pride" -- A wise guy