I have a friend who speaks fluent Drow and another who's fluent in Klingon <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Your friends need serious medical attention and a CAT scan :P
You have no argument from me ... he also has starwars on his cellular phone on his computer and has a huge poster of Harrison ford as whatever the guy's name is (I now HATE starwars, can't stand the music you here it everywhere)
He also has every starwars episode in VHS, VHS widescreen, DVD, DVD directors cut, and approx 500 starwars AVI'son his PC.
And you think I am gonna argue about a nutcase like that <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />