Kids, don't fight, you're making fun of yourselves.
It's like one of those reality shows: Who'll eat the most hamburgers/cockroaches/peanut butter sandwitches or who'll fart the first five lines from the "Gilligan's Island" theme song.
Wow I wish I could fart like that
You can do it in two easy steps!
First: Buy eight dozens of Heinz "Deep Browned Beans"
Sencond: Lock the door and open the windows.
And Train-train-train!
Practice makes perfect!
