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will i ever stop having sex with my x-girlfreind?

Yes, eventualy you WILL fall in sleep

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will i ever get a job?

yes, you will start a sleeping centre with you x-girlfriend

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will i finish this large pizza or save some for breakfast?

there are forces you can't understand. to answer your question, NO...,
appartly you think that you ate all of the pizza, but the truth is that after 3 weeks you will find a lost piece of the pizza just waiting to have a bite of out of you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

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will science ever find a cure for the poor unfortunate souls born with 8 black balls?

eventualy yes, but the science is working on a cure for that guy with 8 black cue's <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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