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..... & normally the doctor will consult his peers about your herpetic problems over weekend game of ..... diablo2. he may ask the general public (that is battle.net) but don't worry, those with banned account won't know your problem. so u're safe.

at least the doctor didn't mention your age. yep, he didn't tell us. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

Dear Mr. Magic 8-balls, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

Can you tell me, if there is a slight, remote, snowball's chance in hell,
that goldy will ever follow the rules for A to Z one word?? ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Please don't let me down Mr. 8balls...! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Yes, a 1 in 26 chance.

Dear Magic Ball

I sure know what I am looking for. And trust me. It is not behind the couch. And if you were a real magic ball you would know what I am looking for too. Got ya!

Since when do Magic 8-Balls know anything? They just provide random answers that occasionally have freekish accuracy. It the one time it works out of 50 that makes it worthwhile. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> (I've been reading way too much Way of the Weasel.)

Maybe what you're looking for will find you?

This is a wise answer oh dear Magic Ball. I think that is what will happen. Thnx.

Btw behind my couch all I found was chewing gums, an empty bottle of vodka, chips and some jewelery I thought I lost. Thnx Magic Ball. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

@:Luc
gimme those chips.

@:8ball
will this upcoming season of Sopranos be the best ever? Will Tony die? Will Meadow pose for Playboy?

See, I knew you'd find something behind the couch! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

No, the next one will be better.

Tony will die, at least it will appear that way...

Meadow will pose. After all, it brings the viewers! Of course we won't actually see anything except for an excited guy with a camera.

Oh dear magic 8-ball.. Do you have 8 balls? Will I ever win a free <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beyond.gif" alt="" /> game? What is this weeks lottery numbers in Norway (7 Numbers BTW) ?

No, I am but one ball.

Only the wisest ImpRunners will receive a free copy of Beyond Divinity. So, no.

Not your's. At least not all of them.

thx for the hope! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

dear magic 8 ball: will i ever get a full nights sleep with out a cat waking me up once to twenty-seven times? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

im pretty sure this is the last one. i could be wrong.....

Never, cats will always sleep on your head. 'Tis their divine nature. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

Only if you close the door.

But they're so cute and fuzzy! Why wouldn't you want them to sleep with you? I love it when Litha curls up behind my knees. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

oh, i love it when they sleep with me, i just don't like it when at 6 in the morning they meow incessantly and knock stuff off my desk. and i can't close my door, it doesn't latch properly and they can body slam it open. which they do. cujo, at least, does. and i used to put the clothes basket against the door, but he figured out if he pushes hard enough it will still open. sigh.

Aah... memories! Brutus and Litha both used to do that. It was so cute and annoying! In this house, Litha's learned to use my flyscreen as a cat door, so he need never feel trapped.

Once, when Brutus was confined to the bedroom, he was doing laps of the room:

Bed... dresser... dresser... table... TV... floor... bed... bed... dresser... dresser... table... TV... floor... bed... <grab> <stuff under sheets and hug tight> <sleep for another two hours>

i had a cat. but he died. now im sad. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />