Larian Studios Forums General Chat Signs of the Apocalypse

I always said you were a wise man JVB! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

If you want fun, go play The Sims :P.
I never said life was fun: it's stupid, silly, funny, horrible, lame, borring, monotonous, weird but not fun... at least not for long <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

...unless you do what jvb says. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

but life is fun.......it seriously is.........not my life though.....how many people would laugh if there's a gun against their head??

Jabba the Hutt would.

Seriously speaking, the Celts for example ... to them Death was only just another thing in Life.

make it non-fictional lol...

I would.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

btw celts are cool...

Even if the barrel is very cold? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Well if the barrel was very cold then I'd just hit him square in the nuts and run because the firing mechanism would probably be frozen too. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Then it must be really cold, so his nuts will be frozen to, so he wont feel it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

You could try licking the gun, and eating it like an ice cream <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
It might work <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Nah his tongue would get stuck on the gun <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> (Yeah tongues freeze with metal when its cold and you lick it)

Even in that case, he wouldn't shoot, cause he has no possibility to hide the gun afterwards, because it has you on it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

But it gives you a handle as you drag the body in the garbage disposal without getting your hands messy!
GI Jooooe!

what would we do without you DATD? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

I see the PIF has struck again! LOL!
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> To whome it may concern...Please tell Luc that everyone here has jokes. Sometimes they are not in good taste, but are not meant to hurt or harm in any way. Whoever inadvertantly did this hurtfull thing to her, owes her at least 1 dozen red roses and a 3 pound box of sweets! Don't be cheap neither! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" /> A letter of "I'm sorry" signed in blood, wouldn't be bad either!
Also, please tell her that I miss her very much, and she can P.M. me anytime.
Thanks...

@ MsLynx: E-mail sended. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

I agree...
It si too bad she had to leave...maybe she just needs some time, but do tell her she will always be welcome here...

Aye! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> she knows that already! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" /> ....or should.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

Little misconsiderments <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

*Doomsayers's voice* Pray and maybe one day she will come back, she with the red hair whom we all miss... But if she'll come back, the world as we know shall end!
DOOM TO YOU ALL! WE'RE DOOMED! FIRST KIYA AND NOW LUCRETIA!!!!

On a serious note, I definitly miss LUCRETIA.

(kiya did post today btw)