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BARFIGHT *me breaking a glass bottle on the bar...then...hushed silence broken by everyone screaming at once*

Oh, Viper, it's really nothing personal. You just make such a nice target <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Sorry to point this out but...snakes dont have thumbs...

I'm not a snake, snakes don't drink Duvel either.
I'm a human

what do snakes drink then? Hoeghaarden?
mmmm Hoeghaarden mmmm <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

you guys are spoiling precious beer here!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Nope, not me. I am still enjoying my elven wine, and nothing of that will get spilled, or the responsible one will die. Instantly.

Pretty tough talk from an elf

Did someone say Hoegaarden???

kiya! double shot of jameson and a bottle of leinies for me. *leaves big tip*

Coming up, coming up <scurryscurry> ... as long as it's not fake gold...

And to all others: Not paying the bill, taunting the Venus trap plant, damaging the furniture, spitting on the ground, not picking up broken glass = I can use Buad's Tea instead of dishwater <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Kiya, servile, humble and friendly barmaid

You didn't realize till now that the most efficient battle spells you petty human mages use are only derived from ancient elven lore that you humans don't even understand? It is just good for you that 1) elves are normally a very peace-loving race, and 2) my glass of elven wine is empty by now <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Maybe it's ancient Dragon lore. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

************************Settler's Wanted**************************
New Royal Dragon Lair Looking for adventurous souls who want to start a new life:
Needed
Dress Maker
BlackSmith
Tavern Keeper
Pastry Maker
Royal Treasurer
[color:"yellow"]Nurse [/color]
[color:"yellow"]Doctor [/color]
[color:"yellow"]Barmaid [/color]

All Business ideas Welcome

*attacks draghomherson for no reason whatsoever* (sp)
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DQueene assuming attack by Jas is upon her person turns swiftly, draws sword and swiftly attacks said human(??) striking a blow at his sword arm.

(Guys I miss knowing what we are!)

nah not u dat wierd hooded tiger thingy that made this topic <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

But that's how bar brawls get started! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

DQueene kicks Jas' legs out from under him and points sword at throat.

"Do you want to work in my Lair? As a guard?"

never! id rather die than serve you!!!<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> *runs away*

Kiya enters, carrying a pack of brooms in her hand:
Ok ok, fun's over <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <hands broom to every one not fast enough to run away>
Now, clean up this mess, please. Hey, you, Jas, wait I've got a bucket of water for you - remove the blood, please.
And remember, we're recycling glass here <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />. Now, come on, cleaning up is fun - and afterwards I'll throw a round of Duvel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
Kiya, cheery and bossy barmaid