Or after a battle of monster our hero stand in a bloody mess with blood dripping in his clotes.

Hero: How come you don't have any blood on you.
DK: My armor is impervious to filth

Morbo Is a great fan of dark humor <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!