Here in Germanmny DSL isn't available everywhere; especially rural areas suffer from this. The almost-monopolist Telekom even managed to exclude some streets within towns from DSL access - no-one knows the reason.

When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.
--Dilbert cartoon

"Interplay.some zombiefied unlife thing going on there" - skavenhorde at RPGWatch