What Monty Python in Search of the Holy Grail character are you?

This is me:
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You are the French Guard. Slightly off, living in an area you really don't belong in, you lie and taunt those around you. From all the cruel memories of your childhood, you decide to take revenge on cute furry farm animals. They make good cannonballs. Ppffftt!

The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham