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Pinguin game

Click, and click again. You'll get the point <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

my record: 578.5

sweetass man! 558.1 feet....
you should have seen the poor pinguin-guy skidding across the snow! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
lossa fun that one is! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

586.1

[nocando]! I just got 578.7. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

ABSOLUTE RECORD: 593.5

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what a cool fickun thing-a-ma-jiggy!!!!!! it really satisfies my needs to kill penguins.

587.1

577.6

my frustration level is now lower.

I got this one from Kartoffelsalat on the AB.
Translate any web page or text into redneck or hacker or any number of other strange languages
edit: in fact you can translate this page and see how Lews or I would speak if we were rednecks.

All I get is error messages, and some of them are in Redneck! I can't get it to translate any pages. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

Interesting link, Cleglaw. I pulled in a webpage with this text:

"Meet more than 100 of the best minds working to keep myth alive, including psychologists James Hillman, Marion Woodman, and Jean Shinoda Bolen, philosopher Sam Keen, poets Robert Bly, Naomi Shihab Nye, and Coleman Barks, novelists Joyce Carol Oates, Charles de Lint, Jane Yolen, and Terri Windling, artists Charles Vess and Alan Lee, scholars Alan Dundes and Elaine Pagels, and writers Marina Warner, Phil Cousineau, and John and Caitlín Matthews. Major new guests from film, television, literature, and myth will be announced soon, so please check back often."

which translated to Redneck:

"Meet mo'e than 100 of th' bess minds wawkin' t'keep mahth alive, includin' psychologists James Hillman, Marion Woodman, an' Jean Shinoda Bolen, philosopher Zephaniah Keen, poets Billy Bob Bly, Naomi Shihab Nye, an' Coleman Barks, novelists Joyce Carol Oates, Charles de Lint, Mary Jane Yolen, an' Terri Windlin', artists Charles Vess an' Alan Lee, scholars Alan Dundes an' Elaine Pagels, an' writers Marina Warner, Phil Cousineau, an' John-Boy an' Caitlín Matthews. Majo' noo guests fum film, tellyvishun, literature, an' mahth will be announced soon, so please check back offen."

and Hacker:

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You should get a page entitled The Dialectizer. From there just copy and paste an url. http:// is already in the field. Perhaps you didn't paste over it, but wound up with http://http:// instead.
Here is a translation of a post by Raze which originally read

Do you mean the door to the small treasure room in the north east corner of the castle?
That door was designed to bang your head against in frustration, because there is no legitimate way to get in.

If you are using Hackman, you just need to select the pair of numbers you wish to edit (click on or use Page Up/Down or the arrow keys), and type in the new values (type the X values, hit the right arrow twice, type the Y values). For just getting past a door, you would only need to change one of the values of either the X or Y coordinates.

translated into jive
Do ya' mean de doo' t'de small treasho' man room in de no'd east co'na' of de castle?
Dat doo' wuz designed t'bang yo' haid against in frustrashun, cuz' dere be no legitimate way t'get in. 'S coo', bro.

If ya' is usin' Hackman, ya' plum need t'select da damn pair uh numbers ya' wish t'edit (click on o' use Page Down/Waaay down o' de arrow keys), and type in de new values (type da damn X values, hit da damn right arrow twice, type da damn Y values). Fo' plum gettin' past some doo', ya' would only need t'change one uh de values uh eida' de X o' Y coo'dinates.


Welcome t'de fo'um. WORD!

And here is an AOL IM translator which I got from the same thread on the AB.

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

Got it working! It was just the sites I was picking. I did pretty good getting five errors out of six!

with the translator

"Beyond Divinity"
is an extension of the award winning Divinity Universe.
It has pedigree.


The Quest Continues…

Beyond Divinity is Larian Studios’ new role
playing game set in the award-winning
Divinity universe.

In Beyond Divinity, you become soul-forged with
a Death Knight. Your fate is to spend the rest of eternity
bonded to this creature of evil, unless you can undo this curse. You and your unlikely companion embark on
a great adventure to unlock the secret of riftrunning...
your only answer to this life of darkness!


INTO REDNECK

"Beyond Divinity" is an extenshun of th' award winnin' Divinity Unyverse. It has pedigree. Th' Quess Continues… Beyond Divinity is Larian Studios’ noo role playin' game set in th' award-winnin' Divinity unyverse. In Beyond Divinity, yo' become soul-fo'ged wif a Death Knight. Yer fate is t'spend th' ress of eternity bonded t'this creature of evil, unless yo' kin undo this hyar curse. Yo' an' yer unlikely companion embark on a great adventure t'unlock th' secret of rif'runnin'... yer only answer t'this life of darkness!

Ain't that th' truth <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Play 20 questions with your computer. The site will guess what you are thinking of with fairly good accuracy.

play 20 questions

Testing, anyone?

The Spark

Play 20 questions has an attitude at the end if you win. could not guess what i was thinking of in 30 questions.

i beat it the first time thinking of porcupine, it beat me the second with jelly bean.