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I got this one from Kartoffelsalat on the AB.
Translate any web page or text into redneck or hacker or any number of other strange languages
edit: in fact you can translate this page and see how Lews or I would speak if we were rednecks.

All I get is error messages, and some of them are in Redneck! I can't get it to translate any pages. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

You should get a page entitled The Dialectizer. From there just copy and paste an url. http:// is already in the field. Perhaps you didn't paste over it, but wound up with http://http:// instead.
Here is a translation of a post by Raze which originally read

Do you mean the door to the small treasure room in the north east corner of the castle?
That door was designed to bang your head against in frustration, because there is no legitimate way to get in.

If you are using Hackman, you just need to select the pair of numbers you wish to edit (click on or use Page Up/Down or the arrow keys), and type in the new values (type the X values, hit the right arrow twice, type the Y values). For just getting past a door, you would only need to change one of the values of either the X or Y coordinates.

translated into jive
Do ya' mean de doo' t'de small treasho' man room in de no'd east co'na' of de castle?
Dat doo' wuz designed t'bang yo' haid against in frustrashun, cuz' dere be no legitimate way t'get in. 'S coo', bro.

If ya' is usin' Hackman, ya' plum need t'select da damn pair uh numbers ya' wish t'edit (click on o' use Page Down/Waaay down o' de arrow keys), and type in de new values (type da damn X values, hit da damn right arrow twice, type da damn Y values). Fo' plum gettin' past some doo', ya' would only need t'change one uh de values uh eida' de X o' Y coo'dinates.


Welcome t'de fo'um. WORD!


The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham