Stalking amidst the mini-mall parking lot, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh LewsTherinKinslayer13! And he gives a gutteral roar:
"I'm seriously going to brutalize you all the way to Dorflingen, Austria!"
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Hark! Who is that, sprinting through the terrain! It is LewsT, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He howls gutterally:
"I'm going to [nocando] you like a first grade teacher, and trade you for a candy bar!!!"
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real Lews
Rampaging on the tarmac, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Lews! And he gives a cruel grunt:
"In the name of malice, no flesh shall be spared!!!"
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my real name
Skulking through the candy store, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh EDITED! And he gives a spectacular howl:
"You in some [nocando] now, muhfuh! I tear into the enemy like the world's mightiest bad-[nocando]!!!"
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Zang! Who is that, prowling across the steppes! It is OliverLeopard, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a booming bellow, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to [nocando] you so painfully, it will be a new form of crime!!"