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Oh NO!!!! I'm scared white as a sheet!!!

are you making fun of me????
Kiya, improving Dwarven assassin skill: Fade from sight, creep up and use...

AAHH, Dear Assistant, you mean the ones on Special Sale? with Curare? Yes, which colour shall we choose?

Now that he's white as a sheet - All colors! We won't lose any of them!

(DQueene scuffs her foot on the ground)
Uh, Professor Kiya ... Did we get that order of ink in before we did this? Oh Professor Kiya, BG's the best ink maker in town! Maybe we should (DQueene whispers) let him go?

Dear Assisstant - sadly admitted, you're right <sighs>, aww, alright then <searches the ground carefully for large stones>, damn...
Kiya

I know (sniff sniff) he was perfect for the tests too. Maybe we can use, ah ask, him to help us get some more volunteers! (smiling hopefully)

Whats the ink for? First painted dragons, now inked ones?

Ok I know that I am not a dragon and all but I am a half demon with a badass sword...so can I hang out here...I wont slash I promise...anyone watch inuyasha???

Kiya: On your next step to a professional dwarven assassin, you might try to make a disc from dwarven bread, and throw that at someone's head. Normally it is an instant killer, and if he should survives, just feed him with the dwarven bread, that will surely finish him.

I was about to add that the simple eating of dwarven bread was death. They live around stone so much that their baking is like rock. Food fights for dwarves is serious <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> If you dont like the dinner rolls you can use them as ammunition for your sling <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Ok people I am going to be offline line for awhile I don't know how long but I will be back. Don't forget me in the time I am not here and can someone just continue my part in the wasteland cronicles till I get back. Dont' worry nothing is wrong it is just that my work got a new project and I am gonna be on site for awhile and not in the office. If you need to contact me my e-mail is still the same. So see you all in a bit <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Have fun, I hope they are paying you a nice fat bonus! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Mandrake, we use a new method, hygienic, waterproof: Needles instead of paintbrush with this 80 years lasting BG ink. Want a treatment? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Kiya, thinking about mixing colours

Ah, Anthea, a connaisseur <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />: I've got a good old recipe from my grandmom, do you have a bit of cat litter? Adds a wonderful flavour...

Oh you mean a tatoo. Now im with the program <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Must it be uses or can it be fresh one, too? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Used, tsktsktsk: No, well ripened, like Duvels, gives the same flavour - or, well, yes, it's used.
Kiya

Mandrake: Not only tattos - we're artists, we create sculptures made for eternity, see?

So you carve the sculptures right out of his body?

Not by intention... excrements <was censored?> (accidents) happen <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />. But we always take care to have enough coffins at bay and guarantee a nice funeral <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Kiya

heya, i'm back <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Cool, you just volunteered to be sculpted by Kiya!

No, he's the prince, Mandrake. Kiya doesn't sculpt our princey's; only guests. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />