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Panic! It’s gnawing at everything, everyone, everywhere. Some say doomsday is coming to call, that it’s been foretold in the stars. There’s no shortage on men and women buying in to that, cowering under the nights sky, searching for the answers in those abhorrent stars.
More troubling still are the ones looking to the heavens for twisted guidance. An evil cult has formed, lead by the one known as The Gatherer, with a taste for fear and uncertainty and a lust for the rebirth of the anarchy. His terrible desire has set his followers, known as the kindred, sowing his seeds across the land.
Unfortunately its fertile soil for the doomsday cult’s dread. King Frederick has gone missing, Prince Jackeaus is too young to manage the throne and Queen Yavuller is visiting her father in Wither dale. A council of nobles reign supreme in the absence of the King, quarrelling between each other for there own selfish personal gain, The Gatherers army’s grow stronger and anxious while the noble men plot to over through the King and replace his reign with a dark theocracy. Worse still rumours that one of the nobles is himself a ‘kin’ of the Gatherer.
Now is the time for the hero’s of the land to rise and fight in allegiance against the Gatherer to destroy him and restore the land back to its once peaceful existence. Although I fear there is no hope within the current listed ‘hero’s’ (ha! Such an honor used to be a challenge to receive) as many are not what I would call a-grade hero’s and non of them could withstand the Gatherer’s magic. But there still might be hope. There is one, one man who could restore the mandate. He live to the west in Whyvale he alone has the willpower to not crumble under the force of the Gatherer’s magic. He is known as………..Ax Battler!

Interesting. A new story?

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The End, or is it?! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Sorry for the length <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> it didn't kennify very kompactly.

Not nice, Jurak. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

there....ya go...i left it open. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

yeah you left it open for an [nocando] woopin' you stupid orc.

Be carefull, never mess with an orc, I repeat, NEVER mess with an orc.

why not? lets see an example of why not to!

*ring*

Jurak, Thor, [nocando] wooping time!

LOL
Just deserts i would say hmmmm?

the forums celebrity death match.....

Jurak, you are wearing an armband of hammer and lightning protection right?

All that and more my friend....
i've got the "U-shaped plate of luck" up my drawers,
and some palmolive cocktails to throw at the dirty bugger! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
plus i've got this book called "Etiquette"
just for you "thor the unpleasant "god of farming, and outhouse cleaning"
C'mon and kick my can-do, betcha it's a no-can-do! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

i know it's hard to write something to follow up if it can't be read, so for those of you who can't de-kennify the previous post.... or if you want to add your own personal story, it doesn't even matter if it makes sense apparently.....just blurb it out, and it's cool! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

here it is in full.....personally i like it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

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His name was of no importance.....
What was important is that this so-called "hero" rode in on a smelly old donkey,
and looked as if he hadn't bathed in a month!
His hair was matted to his shrunken head, and it honestly looked as if
this guy should really be dead......or at least comatose?

Good thing he didn't get of hisass and instead,
just kept riding right on through town...
..with the foul breeze in hot pursuit....

He rode off into the evening sunset, and was just about over the hill,
when ..Suddenly!..he blew up,
into a million pieces sky high.......

Some townsfolk said it was spontaneous combustion,
others say it was justice.....!
I say it was good fortune!

Regardless, this poor sod was never found...well,
that is to say, all the "body pieces" anyway!

They did find his Axe tho, and sold it to the local Pawn Shop for a case of Beer! [/color]

maybe we could all meet at the pub for some beers, and skirmishes! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Don't froget to bring a hanky...in case the tears start to flow...... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />
i will not be drawn into a battle of wits, when my opponent is obviously unarmed! and a bit slow on the draw.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> burn baby burn...... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
don't fuk wit me shithead! or <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Never mess with an Orc that turns blue <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Very dangerous <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />

arf! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

i'm gonna fuk you up and call you a bitch. but your probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to so i'll naf you in so your left in a gutter un-able to call for help as various tramps bugger-you-in, literalry......... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

i HATe pointing this out. a bitch is a


1 the female of the dog or some other carnivorous mammals
2 a : a lewd or immoral woman b : a malicious, spiteful, or domineering woman -- sometimes used as a generalized term of abuse
3 : something that is highly objectionable or unpleasant
4 : COMPLAINT


so. jurak here.

he's not even a dog.
he's not immoral women.
He isn't a hightly objectqable or unplesent object.
He isn't a complaint either.


so your logic is quite silly.
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

@Thor, now you have done it, you have made the orc angry, don't be surprised if the orcish mafia is standing at your door one of these days <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

They make offers you can't refuse, really <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

WHAT?!?!?!?!?! what a nob end. thats pretty cool. and you honestly think i didnt know that? the idea of an insult is to offend.....so if i call a boy a girl its offensive or if i call someone a highly unpleasent object its an insult. got it?

well, actually, you could call me a girl, and I'd just say you have your facts wrong! its not offensive at all! its just a bit silly.



thats cool? you think so??? thanks man! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

yeah mate your like the coolest guy i've ever met........no wait your just a twat, i forgot. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />