All that and more my friend....
i've got the "U-shaped plate of luck" up my drawers,
and some palmolive cocktails to throw at the dirty bugger! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
plus i've got this book called "Etiquette"
just for you "thor the unpleasant "god of farming, and outhouse cleaning"
C'mon and kick my can-do, betcha it's a no-can-do! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
i know it's hard to write something to follow up if it can't be read, so for those of you who can't de-kennify the previous post.... or if you want to add your own personal story, it doesn't even matter if it makes sense apparently.....just blurb it out, and it's cool! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
here it is in full.....personally i like it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
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His name was of no importance.....
What was important is that this so-called "hero" rode in on a smelly old donkey,
and looked as if he hadn't bathed in a month!
His hair was matted to his shrunken head, and it honestly looked as if
this guy should really be dead......or at least comatose?
Good thing he didn't get of hisass and instead,
just kept riding right on through town...
..with the foul breeze in hot pursuit....
He rode off into the evening sunset, and was just about over the hill,
when ..Suddenly!..he blew up,
into a million pieces sky high.......
Some townsfolk said it was spontaneous combustion,
others say it was justice.....!
I say it was good fortune!
Regardless, this poor sod was never found...well,
that is to say, all the "body pieces" anyway!
They did find his Axe tho, and sold it to the local Pawn Shop for a case of Beer! [/color]
maybe we could all meet at the pub for some beers, and skirmishes! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Don't froget to bring a hanky...in case the tears start to flow...... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />
i will not be drawn into a battle of wits, when my opponent is obviously unarmed! and a bit slow on the draw.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> burn baby burn...... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
don't fuk wit me shithead! or <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
