I will attempt to translate a little bit of my old local dialect. (Newcastle)

aaalreet? - are you alright?
How ye! - Hey you there!
Geet canny that! - Awesome!
blart - a woman, as in the sentance 'canny birra blart owwa there!' i.e. she looks attractive.
beer - beer <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
howked - hit, as in 'he howked that for geet miles!'
geet - very, many

Study well, I expect homework returned tomorrow.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin