Yaaj you are brilliant. Not only that, you are completely right. The box did indeed say 96 skills, and 2, that's right 2 skills aren't working. Not 1, but 2. This is definitely something you should be pounding money out of.
But why stop there? My new hairdryer didn't come with a "don't use to bash in your own skull" warning. And the applepie I bought earlier on didn't come with a "may contain apples" warning, even though I'm allergic to apples! Are these people trying to get me killed?
Well it's time to sue the nation, sue the world and sue the corporation, those idiots don't know what they're sayin'.
All hail America, land of the free! Free to chose between Wendy's and McDonalds! Free to say anything you want, unless you say bad things about America, in which case we'll call you un-patriotic, and hunt you down like the dog you are. Free to listen and watch TV programmes especially designed to brainwash and manipulate you so that you believe America is the best place in the world, and that you become braindead consumers for the benefit of the economy (i.e. the wallets of those corporate pigs)!
And if any of you non-American countries don't like it, we'll bomb you, and call you ragheads, gooks, communists or nazis.
Three freaking cheers for America!
*AHEM*
So anyway, go ahead. Get your $50 back. You crybaby.
Tovi 
